IT WAS SO SH*TTTTTT!

Well, not really. TBH, I actually really like it. Although I could probably, like many of you, point out a million things wrong with it.

Before I go on with this rant, I think it would be wise to say: YES! I’ve read all four books, I finished them in like a week and a half, so you cant say i dont know what I’m talking about.

Things I Didnt Like:

  • Kissing scenes

They.. uh frightened me to say the very least, I mean honestly, isnt he supposed to have SOME sort of control over himself? But no, instead they shose to have them suck face, and I mean hardcore SUCK FACE right there in her bedroom.. when kristen was only wearing green underwear! (if i am corrct, my friend told me not sure if its true..)

  • Forest scene?

I think the meadow.. was a bit under-done if you ask for my honest opinion. Like it was supposed to be like a pivotal point in their relationship, and I’m sure when most Twilighters are quoting the book’s best scenes the Meadow is, and will always, be one of the best. I dont like the fact that it looked.. TINY! and not as bright as I expected. Also, the fact that ROBPATZ! was still wearing his shirt disappointed me ^^,

  • Random effing jumping –*

WTFFFF MUCH! Somewhere after having a heart to heart with Kristen/Bella, ROBPATZ can be seen jumping rocks, for no real reason (I dont even think its in the books!) and than out of complete randomality he is seen JUMPING ON HER CAR! I had to effing like look twice to make sure I wasnt going crazy. WTF! WHY IS HE-? THE CAR-? WHAAAA!?

  • Prom.

Didnt really mind this scene so much, just the fact they made is SO DAMN DIFFERENT from the book. Jake was supposed to steal her, Alice and Rose were supposed to be looking HAWT!, Edward was supposed to joke about killing everyone in the room, and Bella isnt supposed to be wearing chucks –* Other than that, i really liked it XD

  • Kristen..

Alright dont get me wrong, I actually kinda like Kristen, I reckon she is KINDA pretty in certain shots. But no offence to hardcore KS fans, but she was a HORRIBLE choice to play Bella. For one, she is so absoulutely monotone than for the next hour after watching Twilight I was speaking like her, having no emotion in my voice or on my face. That as well.. SHE HAS NO EFFING EMOTION! Some kind of ROBOT!! Also, her hair annoys me at certain timess.. *smiles*

  • Music and opening.

Major WTF. Seriously, I liked the quote, but the deeer? Um and who was that that attacked the dear btw? I couldnt tell, Edward? And the music did not fit at all, at any point in the movie. The music was out of place.

Things I love:

  • The cast (minus KS)

I LOVED EVERY CHOICE OF THE CAST! besides Kristen, I think the casting director made the best choices possible! JACKSON AND ASHLEY WERE BORN TO PLAY JASPER AND ALICE. But best couple award, definately goes to Carlisle/Esme. When their cooking and Esme comes and says hello to Bella and Carlisle comes up behind her and like.. NGAAAAW! Most suited couple, like best chemistry KELLAN AND NIKKI! omfg, I fell in love with their relationship, even though they had like 5 lines in the movie, I didnt care! When Rose/Nikki says ‘my monkey man’ and the smile on her face! WAAAAAAAH! But my fave couple is of course JALICE as I am and always will be hardcore ILOVEJASPER :)

  • Baseball

This has got to be the best scene, like it was exactly how I imagined the baseball scene to be. It really does reflect the book, in the best way. Carlisle.. kekekeke. JASPER WITH HIS BAT ;) and Nikki, daaaang she can play!! LOL

  • Cafeteria Scene

I LOVED THE ENTRANCE! Rose and the smile on her face, like shes the hottest person on earth. THAN JALICE COME WITH ALICE TWIRLING!! and ROBPATZ and the most sexiest smirk ever

  • Villains

Cam’s and Edi’s portrayal, (i sound so smart –*) WAS EXACTLY HOW I IMAGINED THEM TO BE. I dnnoe what the actress who played Victorias name is but the whole ‘im the one with the wiked curve ball’ was so awesomeeeeeee!~

The first time I watched the movie, I hated it and wanted the director to go like get fired or something. But I have to admit, the more times you watch the movie, the more you’ll like it. I definately liked the movie A HELLA LOT BETTER the second time I watched it. And I’ve watched it at least a gazillion times just skipping parts I didnt like.

In short, I was pleasantly disappointed :D

WATCH THE MOVIEEE!

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